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Poopmaster

Poop Recognition. Powered by AI.

A neural network runs locally on the Poopmaster, recognizing and classifying sounds in real time — completely on-device.

The model was trained on real-world recordings from poopers around the globe.

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Precision

A carefully designed methodology and thoughtfully curated training data make the Poopmaster remarkably accurate at recognizing the sounds of fellow poopers. Even for medical use.

Less Scrolling. More Pooping.

Reduce your pooptime significantly. Set a custom time limit, and when your time is up, the Poopmaster will yell at you through its built-in speaker to remind you to get the fuck off your phone.

Improve your bowel health

Designed to improve your daily routine and support better bowel health by analyzing your poop activity and categorizing your stools according to the Bristol Stool Chart.